Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Si Yaya Simang

A colleague from one of our offices overseas is in town for business. He usually deals with me, so he invited me for drinks after work. He said he's been to Manila several times, so I didn't have to play the role of a tour guide.

Steve is a typical young caucasian guy set loose in an accommodating Asian country - adventurous and horny. We hailed a cab, headed to Burgos Street in Makati, bar-hopped a bit before settling in one.


"Man, the girls here are sooo hot! C'mon take your pick," he said excitedly. I scanned the crowd. Everyone fit the stereotype. Morena, slim, straight long-ish black hair, revealing outfits, high heels, heavy make up. I really don't know why, but I suddenly remembered my yaya. I braced myself and settled for Yaya Simang. Steve went for a taller and darker version.

Yaya Simang was all smiles, as giggly as her boobs were jiggly. She started to reel me in. "Are you from Japan?" she asked and said something in Nihongo. I answered in the negative as she quickly went through a list of other Asian countries. "I'm from Quezon Citeeeeh!" I said. There was a hint of disappointment in her eyes, probably as foreign currency was preferred in this place, but she quickly recovered.

The four of us had a lot of cocktails, danced and flirted. I actually had a good time but had to leave early on account of work the following day. Not surprisingly, Steve stayed behind.

The following day, Steve excitedly approached me at my desk. He started a video clip on his iPhone. It was of Yaya Simang's twin and himself and OMG! Ang lake!!! (Nung boobs nung bebot pare - hahaha.) No wonder namimilipit sa sakrap (sakit/sarap) si Yaya. Ang lake talaga! Steve said, "Next time, let's do a foursome." I nearly died.

photo credit: harrythehorse.com
  

13 comments:

~Carrie~ said...

Oooh, bi ba si Steve? LOLz

Sean said...

@ carrie : malalaman natin. hahaha!

rudeboy said...

"I'm from Quezon Citeeeeh!" I said.

Natawa naman ako dito. It balanced out the horror - the horror of what my friends and I used to describe as The Howling.

Eternal Wanderer... said...

handa ka na ba mampechay???

Sean said...

@ rudeboy : hey, good to see you're up and about.

@ ternie : hahaha! pag-iisipan ko kung may sahog na upo.

Ester Yaje said...

wat da! ang seksi nila. nakakabilib ang confidence. LIKE!

Arvel Soian GB. said...

hahaha... si Simang na gayud!!

orally said...

goodluck sa 4some! kelangan ng matinding concentration at disiplina sa kamay, baka iba ang mahawakan.

Sean said...

@ Ester : naku sooobraaa ang confidence!

@ Arvel : musta? ay anong ibig sabihin ng gayud?

@ orally : haha! bahaginan mo naman ako ng iyong alindog para ako ang mahawakan. hehe.

Yj said...

hahahaha i could already imagine kung pano mo sisipain si yaya simang out of bed para masolo si steve hahahahaha

Sean said...

@ Yj : Hahaha! Oo nga, good idea yan. Itapon ang mga pechay na yan!

hard2getxxx said...

nagkaroon pa ng scandal si yaya hihihihi grabe at may video pa

baka mamaya kumalat yan

Sean said...

@ hard : ako ang magkakalat. hahaha!

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