Friday, October 28, 2011

Urinal


Work's a bitch. It has kept me from writing and reading other blogs. Moving on...

Don't you just hate urinals? I mean, what is there to love? They force men to pee side by side - how do you unload with someone standing close to you? And with uncircumcised dicks around, the likelihood of one wetting your shoe is not remote. Oh and those automatic flushes? They're timed a few seconds too early - I always end up getting sprayed before I'm done.

In the office though, it's a different story. I love how they are strategically set up - when you enter the lavatory, you are immediately greeted by the sight of whoever's using one. The locals here prefer to stand at least a foot away from their target. And foreigners like myself? I just found out why the phrase "once you go black, you never go back" was coined.

I do bump into gorgeous guys once in a while. Too bad it's only outside the loo, as I always miss them. But this morning, a tall, blonde hunk chose to relieve himself beside me. Beautiful face, enchanting blue eyes, but it still took all of my willpower and more not to break eye contact and allow my stare to drift downwards as we chit-chatted.

I was still beating myself over what I missed and couldn't focus at work. I went to the pantry to kill time and decided to stake him out in the toilet soon. Thing is, I don't really feel the urge to pee that frequently.

"You're quite thirsty," someone commented. It was then that I realized that I have monopolized the cooler and was mid-way through my 5th glass of water.

photo from here

16 comments:

Mr. Hush Hush said...

awwwww… ang cute ng bata. hahahaha

Leo said...

And here I thought you just fancy asians. Hahaha. :)

You still need 3 glasses more to fulfill your daily requirement of water intake. :)

Cheers!

c - e - i - b - o - h said...

hmm... uhaw!

lonewolf said...

hala dami mo nainom baka mamaya niyan bumalik ka sa banyo ulit hehehe

the green breaker said...

hahaha, inaabangan si koya! LOL

Mugen said...

Alam ko, mas exciting hanapin kung saan ang office niya. Lolz.

ZaiZai said...

magiging suki ka na ng water station at ng urinal no?! :)

RoNRoNTuRoN said...

mag ingat sa fluid overload! remember if mag success ka sa mission mong yan, your're in for a lot more fluids. ahahaha.

bien said...

go sean, tikman si blonde and blue-eyed

at na-miss ko bigla ang blacks!
kasi naman ang yellow race ay average lang karamihan (kung ang peg ay arabo lol)

Mac Callister said...

hahaha andami mo na nainom!

egG. said...

aaayyyy!!!! sana nag exchange numbers kayo ni blue eyed... heheheh

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ingats na lang kay asawa ha.. mahuli... hihihih.. ikaww naahhh

Kiks said...

now i understand the white twink's pic. i thought you veered.

KikomaxXx said...

hinay-hinay lang kasi.. hahaha

citybuoy said...

Nakakaaliw to. The different things we thirst for. :/

Blakrabit said...

Fck! It's really hard not to look down no? It's like fighting a natural instinct. Lol! But you know you can only look, right?

chassis said...

Hey, i'll be in Hong Kong from Feb16. can anyone give me a tour or join me bar-hopping?
Thanks,
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